Hey, Gordon, what were the police doing in your pub?

I had to give them a call. Someone had left her bag under that table, and you can’t be too careful this time of year. Could have been a bomb, so I thought I’d better get them to check it out.

But it wasn’t.

No, just a bag. But she had everything in there ┬ápassport, driver’s licence, everything.

How on earth did she manage to forget it? Probably over-celebrated at the office Christmas lunch or something. Silly girl.

Yeah. Anyway, the police have taken it away now.

Half an hour later.

Shaun, when you moved my coat and stuff from that table to this one, where did you put my bag?

Ah. Hello, officer, you know that bag you picked up from the Cricketers.

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